{"product_id":"alarm-clock","title":"Alarm Clock","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho Needs An Alarm Clock?!?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWhiskey on the table, cigarette burning in the ashtray and the wifey standing over you with a look that could peel paint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eYou don't need an alarm clock when you've got consequences. The hangover does the job every single time, right on schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eZero regrets, ok maybe a few regrets, but not enough to actually quit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e197X — Coffeetine Collection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBella Canvas 3001. The good stuff. Soft, lightweight, and built to last — which is saying something, because so are you. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed collar. Side seams. Tear-away label because nobody needs a scratchy tag at this age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePrinted with DTG for graphics that hold up wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eCold wash. Low dry. Medium iron if you're the type. Don't dry clean it — it's a t-shirt, not a suit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"197X","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48659814940904,"sku":"31537240254979235757","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48659814973672,"sku":"25915510472018058981","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48659815006440,"sku":"66592134958606845437","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48659815039208,"sku":"30405216416348019924","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48659815071976,"sku":"16054258616694556618","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0796\/3262\/9992\/files\/20260617171014-1f16a6f6-7f2a-6092-8adb-eec3b999c0d2.png?v=1781716494","url":"https:\/\/brand197x.com\/products\/alarm-clock","provider":"197X","version":"1.0","type":"link"}