Whiskey on the table, cigarette burning in the ashtray and the wifey standing over you with a look that could peel paint.
You don't need an alarm clock when you've got consequences. The hangover does the job every single time, right on schedule.
Zero regrets, ok maybe a few regrets, but not enough to actually quit.
197X — Coffeetine Collection
Product Details
Bella Canvas 3001. The good stuff. Soft, lightweight, and built to last — which is saying something, because so are you. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed collar. Side seams. Tear-away label because nobody needs a scratchy tag at this age.
Printed with DTG for graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Care
Cold wash. Low dry. Medium iron if you're the type. Don't dry clean it — it's a t-shirt, not a suit.
