Noted. Filed. Immediately forgotten. Look, the doctor means well. But the coffee's hot, the couch knows your shape, and you've survived everything else this far without a gym membership. You'll get to it eventually.
197X — Coffeetine Collection
Product Details
Bella Canvas 3001. The good stuff. Soft, lightweight, and built to last — which is saying something, because so are you. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed collar. Side seams. Tear-away label because nobody needs a scratchy tag at this age.
Printed with DTG for graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Care
Cold wash. Low dry. Medium iron if you're the type. Don't dry clean it — it's a t-shirt, not a suit.
