A lighter, a desk, and an entire army of plastic soldiers that didn't see it coming.
You weren't being cruel. You were conducting research. Watching plastic melt, drip, twist into something new. Just another Tuesday afternoon of self entertainment before anyone invented the term "screen time."
Victory was never really the point. The melting was.
197X — Don't Cancel Me Collection
Product Details
Bella Canvas 3001. The good stuff. Soft, lightweight, and built to last — which is saying something, because so are you. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed collar. Side seams. Tear-away label because nobody needs a scratchy tag at this age.
Printed with DTG for graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Care
Cold wash. Low dry. Medium iron if you're the type. Don't dry clean it — it's a t-shirt, not a suit.
