You didn't have instructions. You had curiosity and an unsupervised afternoon.
The microwave was basically a science experiment. Metal, cats, mystery leftovers, whatever was within reach. Nobody was home so you figured out the hard way what happens. Somehow the house is still standing.
197X — Raised On Static Collection
Product Details
Bella Canvas 3001. The good stuff. Soft, lightweight, and built to last — which is saying something, because so are you. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed collar. Side seams. Tear-away label because nobody needs a scratchy tag at this age.
Printed with DTG for graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Care
Cold wash. Low dry. Medium iron if you're the type. Don't dry clean it — it's a t-shirt, not a suit.
