No nutritional value. No parental supervision. Just a giant tube of pure sugar poured directly into your mouth until your hair stood up and your heart rate hit triple digits. The 80s didn't have energy drinks. We had Pixie Stix and zero consequences. We turned out fine. Mostly.
197X — Raised on Static Collection
Product Details
Bella Canvas 3001. The good stuff. Soft, lightweight, and built to last — which is saying something, because so are you. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Ribbed collar. Side seams. Tear-away label because nobody needs a scratchy tag at this age.
Printed with DTG for graphics that hold up wash after wash.
Care
Cold wash. Low dry. Medium iron if you're the type. Don't dry clean it — it's a t-shirt, not a suit.
